Dear Jim Salop,
This is not your real name. You’re a friend and a bad one at that. You make it so hard to pretend that everything you say and do is okay. You only care about yourself and only care about getting “some” from other guys. But on the other hand you’ve been there since the beginning. And you can be the nicest person, ever. You also know what and who you stand for and you can be a leader.. but you can be a follower. You make me laugh but you make me want to punch you square in the face. You’re a friend that I consider one of my best. You’re different but you’re also the same as everyone else. You blend in but can stand out. You drive everyone crazy but it’s cool. You’re a bitch but you have a big heart. You don’t like me, but I could never hate you. I would do anything to keep you out of trouble, you don’t believe that at all. You pretend like you don’t care but you really do. You like too talk about others but it’s cool because everyone has their moments. You are the center of attention usually. You listen to rap, which I can’t stand but you always find a way too make it fun too listen to. You hate my music but we bond over it sometimes. You will never admit you love someone when you do. You are blind too whats good for you. You like being treated like dirt and you shouldn’t. You’re talented but don’t show it. You’re funny and make it known. You act tough but you’re soft. You have a heart that gets broken every once in a while but you don’t like to show it. You’re close friend but you like to be far away. You like to curse for no reason. You drink way too much. You’re in love with your best friend and you don’t want too be. You make more mistakes than anyone I know but you know what you did was wrong. You don’t have the best judgement in who you’re friends with or what you do but you like too have fun with them anyway. I miss you and you want me out of your life.
sincerely, Dana.
Call me when you know who you are Jim Salop.
